late night tumblr is just you and a handful of mutuals sitting around a campfire, and one of you finds something and you all take turns presenting it to each other

the1001cranes:

absofmarvel:

Steve. No. Steve I don’t want to.

Steve?

#THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT #THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT STEVE #WE WERE STRAPPED INTO THE CYCLONE #THIS IS NOT AN EQUAL TRADE OFF #I CALL FUCKING FOUL (romanoffbarton)

Friendship: A Summary

verysharpteeth:

Bucky: Steve NO

Steve: Steve YES

Bucky: *sigh* *furious cursing* Bucky also yes

dxmedstudent:

authorperson:

m-tski:

tilthat:

TIL the stethoscope was invented because a French doctor felt uncomfortable placing his face on a younger woman’s chest.

via reddit.com

THE Absolute gentleman

what this isn’t telling you is that she was a rather buxom young woman, and she would have been naked from the waist up, but also she was ill and so would have been breathing heavily and glimmering attractively with sweat, so honestly he was just saving himself from an awkward boner tbh

source: i own an 1821 edition of his book and he describes it in the most hilariously french manner

I mean, I’m quite glad as both a woman and a doctor that he did.

Technically a full respiratory or cardiac examination still requires someone to be exposed from the waist up, and I’m rather glad that I don’t have to be placing my ears against the sweaty chests of strangers, attractive or not.

@authorperson we need a transcript.

bluemoonwalker:

Michael Jackson’s Beat It performance in Oslo, Dangerous Tour

requested by anonymous

jeremiagoeswoah:

I just have a lot of Steve/Bucky feels, okay?

stevhharrington:

Clarice Lispector, The Complete Stories

buddyhollyscurls:

I really hope Jane Austen knows that it’s 2018 and Elizabeth Bennett is still That Bitch™️ to all of us young ladies like shout-out to my homegirl thanks for writing her