Anyways the one nice thing about the Rustles being absolute fucking idiots is that every time they try to “no homo” someone they’re delightfully bad at it.
Like that line in Civil War about Bucky’s ex Dottie or whatever was clearly supposed to be a “hehe bro remember that hot chick” moment but instead it had the tragically gay behavior of Bucky not even remembering her name because he spends all of his “dates” with women talking to/hanging out with Steve, meanwhile Steve has every ex of Bucky’s burned into his mind like a hit list he never got to complete asjdfhdsajkghdkjh
Our old Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull, got booted out by a leadership spill and so the dude resigned from politics. This meant that his seat in a place called Wentworth, which has been Liberal since fucking federation, was up for grabs. An openly gay woman just got elected as the Wentworth representative and now the Liberals have lost their majority in parliament.
So tl;Dr our right wing piece of shit government decided Mr Malcom Do-nothing was doing nothing and fired him so now they lost one of their safest seat to a woman who gave her acceptance speech with her wife next to her and now we have a hung parliament
Omg no what if Steve and Bucky are making out and shit gets real gay and Bucky tries to be all hot by pushing Steve up against the wall but since he’s still adjusting to normal life he forgets he has fuckin superhuman strength and just slams Steve through the walls of the avengers building and Tony’s just on the other side of the wall like hey there
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