(The more I think about Civil War the more annoyed I get)
Tony: okay so
these Accords
Tony: obviously
the fact we’ve only just heard of them and they’re being signed in 3 days and
they’re fatter than all of us is some shit
Steve: language
Tony: but the
fact is, we can’t just run around wherever we want punching people that we
personally decide are bad guys
Tony: countries
have the right to make their own laws and we can’t just ignore them because
we’re really cool
Tony: (though we
are)
Tony: anyway the
fact is nobody actually voted for you to be President of Avengerdonia, steve,
so we should like, obey the people we elected, like everyone else in the world
does, this is how democracy works
Sam: i would vote
for steve
Steve: i will be
honest here
Steve: i have
very much enjoyed being in charge with no restrictions
Steve: it has
been very efficient and we’ve saved loads of lives (like loads)
Steve: however as
i am not in fact a massive jerkhole dictator and i do believe in democracy
Steve: you are of
course right we should get the nod from the government before we crash in
anywhere to save the day, as long as that can be done quickly and effectively,
and won’t mean that i’m completely banned from saving people
Steve: (because i
have zero impulse control when it comes to saving people i just do it)
Tony: oh we know
Sam: everyone
else would vote for steve too right natasha you’d vote for steve
Natasha: no comment
Steve: i mean
there are a couple of other things i want to talk about in these papers
Wanda: like the
fact we’re not actually accountable for the actions of all supervillains
everywhere?
Steve: yeah and
the fact that it doesn’t specify that we can’t be thrown in a monstrous sea-jail
without a trial or lawyers if we damage property while defending ourselves
Tony: wow steve
we’re (mostly) US citizens do you really think we need to specify that?
Steve: i’ve read
about ross
Steve: yes we do
Tony: okay then,
how about we sit here and hash out our list of amendments and caveats, which
they really should have consulted us about more than three days before they
meet to sign this document that controls our lives, and we take our improved
accords to vienna and talk about it there?
Steve: that
sounds really sensible
Sam: wanda you
vote for steve too right
Bucky: i do not
vote for steve. i vote for anyone except steve. i vote for tony stank’s left
shoe, because it is far less reckless than steve
Sam: dude you’re
not even in this part of the movie yet
Bucky: i showed
up early just to say don’t vote for steve
Tony: holy shit it’s
the winter soldier
Bucky: ooooh steve
doesn’t like that kind of language you know
Steve: go away
and wait for your appropriate plot hook barnes what is this
fin
This is hilarious. And accurate. Wouldn’t it have been nice if they’d actually discussed the Accords? But the problem is …
Because I’m still bitter, I calculated Steve’s screen time divided by the total minutes of each of his movies.
The First Avenger:
The Winter Soldier:
Civil War:
He lost about 20% of his screen time in Civil War, his third and possibly last movie, to favour iron man and a story that had no significance to Captain America. I will never be over this.
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)
Yes this!
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.
For iPhone, you can download an app like VSCO or Camera+ in order to do this if you don’t have a phone capable of having manual shutter control.
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