Steve and Bucky fucked at SOME POINT between Steve arriving in Wakanda and them all going into battle and I have proof.
Bucky’s hair when Steve gets off the jet: freshly washed, soft and luxurious, shiny and healthy with a cheeky wave. Iconic and beautiful.
Bucky’s hair before going into battle: Damp (it hasn’t been raining??), messy, rip soft shiny hair, rip voluminous waves
Conclusion? He hasn’t started fighting yet, he hasn’t had to run anywhere but something CLEARLY made this boy sweat profusely between these two points and I’m not saying it was getting railed in T’Challa’s broom closet by one (1) genetically enhanced supersoldier but that’s absolutely what I’m saying.
I am very impressed by this analysis and also impressed that TChalla has brooms.
The second best day of Bucky’s life is the day he marries Steve. The best is the day he finds that video of Steve dressed as Captain America lecturing high schoolers about safe sex.
Do you ever sit around and think about how Captain America: The First Avenger is aptly named not because Steve Rogers was the world’s first superhero (and future leader of the Avengers Initiative team) but because one of his most memorable acts of bravery – crashing the plane to save the world – was done in the process of avenging Bucky Barnes.