Tag: steven grant rogers you little shit

unpretty:

okay so i had been spoilered all to hell already about captain america

but

i had assumed it was like other marvel stuff, where falcon is a shield agent, and that “on your left” came out of some kind of shield exercise thing

BUT NO

IT WAS LITERALLY JUST STEVE ROGERS FUCKING WITH A STRANGER

HE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FUCK WITH A DUDE HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

HOW OFTEN DOES HE DO THAT

is steve rogers just fucking with people constantly bill murray style

does he steal french fries from strangers and tell them no one will ever believe them

does he lift cars when only small children are looking

did steve realize that captain america had a bizarrely wholesome reputation and use it as a way to prank people blamelessly

wingheadshellhead:

tbh so many ppl miss out on appreciating steve rogers as a character when they dismiss the value of Steve Rogers: Asshole like being a perfect pure cinnamon roll 24/7 has its merits but it’s also 99% incongruous w/

  • angry smol pre-serum dandelion prepared 2 kick everyone’s ass including his own
  • ‘steve don’t do the thing’ ON VA VOIR motherfuckers
  • literally jogs directly past sam every morning for months probably just to say ‘on ur left’ every single time this smug super soldier fuck
  • wears smediums ??????? when u kno dat boi kno
  • backflip parkouring out of a building with both middle fingers up @ shield
  • launches a motorcycle at the Enemy and then pulls this innocent ‘it just slipped’ bs
  • ‘ sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things ’ hoooo Boy
  • soft core porn lumberjock tears up a log w/ his bare hands bc y not
  • ‘ if they kill you walk it off ’ tHIS LINE IS just hilarious to me bc out of steve’s entire Big Moving Inspirational Speech repertoire it always stands out
  • rips the A off his suit after the avengers break up during cacw lmao this highkey drama queen™

y’all are sincerely missing out