orangeyjuicy:

jasmancer:

jasmancer:

Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram

HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP

Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great

lark-in-ink:

mrsdawnaway:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading “captain america punches Nazis in the face, and the gut, he also hits them with his shield, he will hit them here and there, and in a house and with a mouse, and in a box and with a fox, and in a car and in a tree, he would not let the Nazis be, and on a train and in the dark and in the rain, and with a goat, and on a boat, he will hit them anywhere”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is poetry

I FOUND THE FIC THESE TAGS ARE ATTACHED TO AND IT DOES NOT DISAPPOINT: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9455495

The Winter Soldier showed up where all the Avengers were punching Nazis in the face.

“Bucky?” Steve asked.

“Who the hell is Bucky?” the Winter Soldier asked.

“Let’s punch Nazis in the face,” Steve said.

Then Bucky remembered everything and helped Steve punch Nazis in the face.