Tag: steve rogers

unpretty:

okay so i had been spoilered all to hell already about captain america

but

i had assumed it was like other marvel stuff, where falcon is a shield agent, and that “on your left” came out of some kind of shield exercise thing

BUT NO

IT WAS LITERALLY JUST STEVE ROGERS FUCKING WITH A STRANGER

HE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FUCK WITH A DUDE HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

HOW OFTEN DOES HE DO THAT

is steve rogers just fucking with people constantly bill murray style

does he steal french fries from strangers and tell them no one will ever believe them

does he lift cars when only small children are looking

did steve realize that captain america had a bizarrely wholesome reputation and use it as a way to prank people blamelessly

wingheadshellhead:

tbh so many ppl miss out on appreciating steve rogers as a character when they dismiss the value of Steve Rogers: Asshole like being a perfect pure cinnamon roll 24/7 has its merits but it’s also 99% incongruous w/

  • angry smol pre-serum dandelion prepared 2 kick everyone’s ass including his own
  • ‘steve don’t do the thing’ ON VA VOIR motherfuckers
  • literally jogs directly past sam every morning for months probably just to say ‘on ur left’ every single time this smug super soldier fuck
  • wears smediums ??????? when u kno dat boi kno
  • backflip parkouring out of a building with both middle fingers up @ shield
  • launches a motorcycle at the Enemy and then pulls this innocent ‘it just slipped’ bs
  • ‘ sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things ’ hoooo Boy
  • soft core porn lumberjock tears up a log w/ his bare hands bc y not
  • ‘ if they kill you walk it off ’ tHIS LINE IS just hilarious to me bc out of steve’s entire Big Moving Inspirational Speech repertoire it always stands out
  • rips the A off his suit after the avengers break up during cacw lmao this highkey drama queen™

y’all are sincerely missing out

iamnmbr3:

iamnmbr3:

iamnmbr3:

Wait so according to the Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki, Steve moved in with Bucky after his mother’s death in 1936 and then didn’t get the Serum till he met Erskine in 1943. So…he and Bucky lived together FOR SEVEN YEARS!!! before they went off to war. 

Also friendly reminder that “till the end of the line” literally means the same thing as “till death do us part” and was introduced to the audience in a flashback scene where Bucky is proposing asking Steve to move in with him. Oh and according to the official Marvel wiki this scene takes place when Steve was 18. So basically they were childhood sweethearts who got married as soon as Steve was legal.

@buckities: #childhood sweethearts of the 30s that now work it long-distance through skype#they’ve come a loooong wa

sabrecmc:

“Here he is fighting a million monsters, and an alien tree proclaims “I am Groot!” Cap has seen some weird stuff in his adventures, but he’s never seen a Groot and he’s never heard a Groot. It would be totally believable if he did a double take or expressed any level of “Huh?” But he doesn’t. Instead, he sees Groot, sees how brave Groot is, does not question his heroism, and immediately sees that this alien tree creature deserves every ounce of respect and gratitude he can muster. That’s who Captain America is, a man who listens to and believes in people when they tell him who they are. That’s a lesson we all should take away from that moment.”

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The “I Am Steve Rogers” Joke in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Is the Definitive Captain America Moment


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