couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

instead of bugle mcu peter parker sells his pictures to/works for buzzfeed. all his articles about spiderman are titled like ‘Insanely Cool And Relevant Spider-Man Helps Out At Local Soup Kitchen’ and ‘Awesomely Powerful And Suave Vigilante Spider-Man Just Stopped A Crime Ring From Stealing All Of Tony Stark’s Shit’ and ‘Beloved Sweetheart And Icon Spider-Man Saved An Old Lady So She Bought Him A Churro (Pics Will Make Your Heart MELT!!) and ‘Photographic Proof That Spider-Man Is A Thousand Times Cooler Than The Queens Police Department’, stuff along those lines. He also makes Which Avenger Are You quizzes, and one time he was mad at Tony so he made a poll asking if Spider-Man or Iron Man were cooler, but he rigged it so no matter what the actual voting outcome it would always say 0% voted for Iron Man. 

sebashtiansatan:

senorita-stucky:

spider-boiii:

usuallystarklightt:

spider-boiii:

THEY BETTER BE CELEBRATING IN THE SOUL STONE OR I WILL ACTUALLY DIE

  • this is killing me
  • so it’s hc time
  • one day Peter’s quieter than usual and he’s always quiet nowadays, here in the soul stone
  • everything seems to echo here in the expansive golden nothingness that is their prison
  • the echoes are odd and distorted and no one wants to hear the mutilated sounds of their own voice
  • and the sound carries for miles
  • but he seems to be sad
  • no one blames him for being sad, everyone is missing someone
  • oddly enough Bucky’s the one that notices first
  • maybe it’s because Peter reminds Bucky of Steve and he wouldn’t admit it even if he had a gun to his head but he has a soft spot for the kid
  • Peter’s standing there, looking out at the nothingness of the soul stone, at a cluster of people in the distance when Bucky comes to stand alongside him
  • if you whisper, the odd echoes aren’t as bad
  • ‘what’s wrong, kid?’ he murmurs
  • peter shrugs halfheartedly, his eyes sad
  • ‘I think it’s my birthday.’
  • no one really knows how long they’ve been there
  • there’s no change in the scenery, ever, just a constant gold glow
  • Bucky examines the kid for a second
  • ‘come with me’?
  • they walk the short distance to the rest of the dusted avengers along with some others- Gamora is there with blood crusted into her clothes but she’s alive, there’s members of the dora milaje, poor Happy is there as well
  • bucky looks at them
  • ‘it’s the kid’s birthday.’
  • silence
  • for a long time, no one says anything
  • and then Happy speaks
  • ‘Tony was going to give you the iron spider suit when you turned 17. and he was going to renew his offer of you becoming an avenger.’
  • silence
  • silence
  • silence
  • Peter begins to cry
  • ‘I miss him,’ Peter whispers, ‘I miss him and I miss Aunt May and Ned and MJ and- and-’
  • and god, everyone understands that, but Peter is a child and he doesn’t deserve all this pain and they don’t know what to do
  • Gamora gets up and hugs Peter tightly, shushing him softly, and he collapses against her
  • then
  • in the distance
  • they hear a voice
  • ‘I’m looking for Peter Parker, please, I wasn’t with him when this happened, my name is May Parker" and this is way off in the distance, but everyone starts to scream that he’s there
  • and Peter is stumbling forward, blinded by tears, “Aunt May, Aunt May, oh my god, Aunt May,”
  • and then she’s there in front of him, her hair a mess, still in her hospital scrubs, and she’s crying too
  • they cry for a long time, just holding onto each other
  • once they finally break apart, they realize the avengers and co are with them
  • Bucky smiles a sad little smile
  • ‘happy birthday, Peter.’

Ok Satan

Its five in the fucking morning cant this wait until noon

who told you to break my heart

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do