Steve: Nat is the sister I never had and Sam is the brother I never had!
Steve: They are also my best friends.
Bucky: Then who the hell am I?
Steve: Father of the kids I never had!
Tag: lmaoo
Captain America No. 244, 1980
#Relatable
#remember that interview where someone asks chris evans if steve ever leaves a dirty dish in the sink #apparently the answer is an extremely emphatic yes
THANK YOU THAT’S THE ONE
u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
his dick is where
my story: hey please write me i want to exist
me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK
Bucky: Why is Sam crying?
Steve: He took one of those “Which Avenger Are You?” Buzzfeed quizzes.
Bucky: Oh, who did he get?
Steve: You.
Bucky: Everything I do is smart
Steve, accidentally yeeting his shield at a tree, only to have it bounce back and hit him in the face:
Bucky:
Bucky: Almost everything I do is smart
sam, at 3am: wake up… i have something to tell you… i promise it’s important, trust me
bucky, eyes blurry and hair partially strangling him: what
sam:
What could possibly go wrong?
#TeamChocolateChip
💀💀💀💀
If that’s the case you die to oatmeal raisin
He don’t even like raisins 😂
Tumblr detectives. What kinda cookies are these. 🤔
FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😷
This was a journey 😂😂😂
I love this whole thread
but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!
Chris Evans’ response to Octavia Spencer’s birthday greeting
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