Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now
chris evans gives off nothing but husband vibes, like chris evans is a Husband™, you know those staged families they put in photo frames? chris is the husband, Chris is the “Hi honey, just calling to say i miss you, our dog did the cutest thing today, i filmed it for you, also there’s a protest happening on Saturday, we should go to that, anyway, I love you” Husband™, when will he find his match and get to be the Husband he was born to be
honestly the amount of crushes I had on girls as a youth but didn’t recognise because the only option offered to me was heterosexuality is mind-blowing
a classic theme in world literature, art, film and video games; most notably in those that have a lot of action. This trope usually involves beautiful, innocent, or helpless young female leads, placed in a dire predicament by a villain, monster, or alien, and who requires a male hero to achieve their rescue. After rescuing them, the hero often obtains their hand in marriage.
“The love interest should speak to the character arc and push him or her to grow with regards to the protagonist’s inner journey. It relates to the lesson, core value, or point of the protagonist’s evolution (…)
The romantic interest serves the protagonist’s journey by highlighting how much better off they will be if they succeed in their goal and earn the love (or save the life) of the one person who completes them emotionally. Without this love interest, the hero(ine) can never be happy, content, or fulfilled.This is why the love interest is so often the character tied to the proverbial railroad tracks (or worse)”
sometimes I really want a boyfriend then other times I want a girlfriend and then sometimes I’ll see a cute girl and be like damn and other times I’ll see a cute boy and be like daMN and anyway being bisexual is exhausting
clint can have an entire secret family w a shitty ass throw away explanation?? bruce can fall on Natasha’s boobs and we’ll call that a romance?? steve can kiss the niece of one of his great loves right after her funeral, even tho there’s no build up and no tension? we can have an Android // human romance???? but it’s too far fetched to give us one (1) scene showing that valkyrie is canonically bisexual? or keep a scene with a lesbian couple in black panther?? or let steve rogers b bisexual with a soft spot for brunettes, especially considering the most consistent and intricate relationship built in the mcu is between two males(steve // buck)?? OKAY
Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:
– The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender
– I’m gay and confused
– That’s it
“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto
Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.
Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.
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