The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN
OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS
INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES
“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“
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There is a special place in my heart for deoxygenated blood.
Bucky: I have three sisters.
T’Challa: That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
Steve Rogers Moods
#bucky af
Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!
Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin
Bucky, a responsibile member of society who went to a science fair for fun: don’t do anything stupid until I get back
Steve, a man who was literally in a back alley brawl an hour ago: how can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you
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