Tag: bruce banner

ralfmaximus:

rudescience:

mindfulwrath:

esotericslayer:

flightsofwonder:

esotericslayer:

bruce banner has 7 phds? thats so excessive.. if i met someone with 7 phds i would honestly just be like wtf is wrong with you? its not even the fact that it would take so much time and effort to get them its that there is literally no situation where 7 phds is necessary. thats never gonna happen. hes honestly gotta be so stupid to think for some reason he needs 7 phds.

this reads like a bitter scientist who is very jealous of dr bruce banner

this was ghostwritten by hank pym

Bruce Banner was broke as shit but really good at getting graduate assistantships/scholarships (less good at getting Real World Jobs) so he just went from PhD to PhD for like a decade, just churning out dissertations while weeping and muttering under his breath “i have no real-world skills i have no real-world skills i hAVE NO REAL WORLD SKILLS AAAAAAAHHH”

I guess that’s why he has anger issues. I can understand what so many years in academia has done to Dr. Banner.

Whenever he needs to hulk out he just thinks about his student loans.

ironmanstan:

beeswaxbuffoon:

Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk

most popular tweet:

“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”