imagine not thinking tom holland is the spider-man our generation deserves when homeboy is the only man in the mcu cast who isn’t the epitome of ‘no homo’ and without hesitation stated that he would fuck chris hemsworth
mr chris evans sir i’m sorry for this erasure i know you want to fuck chris hemsworth as well my bad
I love how the last comment implies that Chris Evans contacted op to let them know personally that he’d fuck Chris Hemsworth too
So the thing about that moment near the beginning of Cap 2 where Natasha pulls up in a fucking sweet Corvette–
–well, first of all, I love that Natasha likes driving ridiculous dick cars, because she is clearly having fun with it.
But anyway, I love that the running scene ends with Steve climbing into a totally overkill Corvette driven by a girl who is five foot three inches of pure don’t-underestimate-me badass, because that is Steve. That’s what Steve is. That’s why Steve repeatedly lapping Sam and lampshading it is hilarious instead of mean.
Steve Rogers is a scrappy, sickly little runt behind the wheel of the world’s most souped-up muscle car, and he’s having fun with it, but he’s always uncomfortably aware of the distinction between people complimenting him and people admiring his sweet ride.
I LOVE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN STEVE’S NEW BODY AND NAT’S CAR, THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED IN CA:TWS ANALYSIS
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
“nailed it.”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.
The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.
My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.
Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”
“It’s impossible to vote for the LNP in good conscience. My father fought the stupid and the stupid won.“ – Alex Turnbull.
The Coalition is beholden to the financial interests of the coal industry and now that his dad is no longer PM, Alex has decided to start being vocal about it.
“Times like this you have to decide what your first loyalty is: party or county? I’m going with country. We need donations reform, federal ICAC and sane energy policy NOW.” Said Turnbull on twitter.
The Wentworth by-election is on October 6th and could determine the fate of the Scott Morrison government as the Coalition currently only has a 1 seat majority. If Labor wins it they’ll either need to form a minority government or go to a general election sooner than they planned, spelling disaster for Scott Morrison.
“I’d literally give up everything I’ve fought for and stop standing up to bullies and go back to the life where I’m penniless to be with him”
“My post coital dream is a mixture of sexy time and bucky (okay, and the war, so it could be argued that it’s PTSD, but still)”
“I was so distracted by my totally-not-boyfriend I dropped my guard so completely an elephant probs could have stood on me.”
“Lit all I ever want is for the babe to be okay”
And my ever favourite
“I’m a fuckin angel and I won’t stay away from my bucky” (I don’t remember reading the last comic it’s from an alt universe but it appears steve’s naked … just an observation, no intent behind it.)
But no this reaction in AoU is totally 100% in character for cap.
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