“
I’m not looking for FORGIVENESS. And I’m way past asking for PERMISSION. Earth just lost her best defender. So we’re here to FIGHT. And if you wanna stay in our way… we’ll fight YOU, too. ”
☞ make me choose: steve rogers or
tony stark( requested by @kazrietvield )
“Since it has been stated clearly that the super soldier serum amplifies a person’s existing qualities, It can be said that Steve’s quality of being self-sacrificing dumbass has also increased exponentially, along with my blood pressure. In this essay I will-”
— Bucky’s latest blog post, timestamped 3:00 AM, after a mission involving Steve “accidentally” planking on a grenade for the 7386th time

Ok so
I couldn’t sleep therefore Ultimate Post-TWS Stucky headcanon. This got long like almost 2k what the fuck brain can I at least sleep now.
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So imagine that Bucky just can’t remember anything, even after weeks of therapy and recovery, after reading every book about the Howling Commandos, watching all the videos, listening to any story Steve is willing to tell (Steve doesn’t tell him much, the stubborn bastard, insists he should have patience, it’ll come to him.)
And he’s frustrated but he trusts Steve (don’t ask him why) (it’s the puppy eyes probably also Steve’s a terrible liar) but then Steve needs to attend important Avenger business so he’s away a lot and Bucky’s alone and watches a lot of crap TV and then one night he’s watching one of these home video shows and there’s this one kid stepping on a skateboard, falling flat on his face, cue the laugh track. Bucky’s not sure how that’s funny but then again he once spent an entire afternoon laughing instead of renovating their tiny apartment after Steve had tripped over his feet – which is impressive, considering how tiny they were – and stepped right into a bucket of paint so maybe this stuff being funny was a case of you had to be there.
It hits him a moment later.






















