give me the romcom we deserve starring chris evans and chris hemsworth ya cowards
hear me out: evans is a mechanic and hemsworth owns a flower shop across the street and they have a love/hate thing going on and they try to make each other jealous by getting with the same person meanwhile this person is just trying to matchmake these two hopeless idiots on the downlow
can you imagine hemsworth just saying his peonies smell fucking incredible and he gives one to evans after he begrudgingly fixes his motorcycle off the clock.
hemsworth’s australian accent has no effect on evans whatsoever. clearly. he never melts. he is calm, cool, and collected the entire time they’re spending together.
and if evans has to stick his head inside the mini fridge in his office after each time they talk, that’s no one’s business but his own.
john krasinski works for evans and keeps throwing out popular rom com tropes they’re following and evans scoffs at every one and michael pena works for hems and keeps a tally of how many times they give each other heart eyes when the other isn’t looking. he has a board with a huge 😍 emoji that he keeps that he made with his kids because they’re just as invested as he is and the fact that this board is placed near “shrinking” violets is not lost on hemsworth and he resents that thank you very much.
for the record if anyone ever needs to passive aggressively tell someone ‘fuck you’ in flowers you need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred).
hemsworth knows that. evans doesn’t.
Published
the1timetraveller 