Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y’all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.
Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu
this is a whole mood?
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