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avengers memes

1. shuri & peter quoting vines to fuck w/ everyone, like drinking a glass of water and going “dis bitch empty. Y E E T” and fukging breaking it against the wall behind a slightly concerned thor. shuri getting startled by an enemy while about to throw some bomb she invented and going “staahp i coulda dropped my croissant” and t’challa yelling “sHURI THATS NOT A PASTRY THATS A FUCKING EXPLOSIVE”

2. shuri & peter pretending that every animal they encounter is loki until everyone is doing it, and one time shuri goes: “Theres Loki again!” when she sees a random cat and it heCKING turns into loki and hes like “how the fuck did you know”

3. vision can play music. whenever steve or tony get hit in battle and fall down he plays “MMM whatcha say” as loud as he can while clint and peter laugh their asses off

4. tony has eidetic memory, and peter once sends him the entire script of the bee movie saying how its his fave bedtime story from childhood so tony reads through it and now he knows it by heart and wishes to Die even more

5. peter told bucky about “man door hand hook car door” and since then bucky would pretend to be opening up to random avengers and telling them some intimate assassin memory he remembered but the climax would always be that same sentence and Steve is fuckin Done

6. tony said gryffindor was part of why he chose the suit colors but then he did the test and got hufflepuff as his hogwarts house and they never. let. him. live. it. down. like, sam would just go ‘if youre such a good finder find a better fuckin attitude’ and tony wont talk to him for a week

7. Budapest. Clint and Nat never say anything about it so of course it becomes a meme. Bucky aggressively slams his cutlery onto the table one day and gets up and Sam goes “dude wtf” and hes like “this soup tastes disgusting. I swear this is just like Budapest”. Sam barely restrains himself from stabbing bucky with a fork. Tony picks up the phone to a sobbing peter and goes “Peter why are you crying?” “I got 4 bad grades in a row and aunt may grounded me for a week. This is just like Budapest” and tony just. sighs.

8. LanGuAGe. Steve is watching a movie with a lot of swearing in it so of course Clint joins him and gasps “LANGUAGE” in the weirdest way every time someone swears. Half an hour into the movie Steve just releases this minute long string of the worst swear words you can imagine with a blank face, and sits back down next to clint who is shocked and frankly, turned on.

9. peter once bought avengers magnets and stuck them onto buckys arm. one day, bucky casually walks into the common room and theres a note attached to steves magnet saying “broke ass bitch, Old and Angry” and Steve goes “Tony i will fucking Kill you for real this time”