g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s:

basic-banshee:

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

Have fun on your date with iether Hela or Lady Loki. We’re all rooting for you.