eponinemylove:

Alright so you know what I want? Captain America was supposedly a historical figure right? I mean he was presumed dead for 70 years and he had an exhibit in the Smithonian (or some museum idk fight me) so obviously the dude was like a big deal.

Anyways I want to hear about historians debating Captain America’s sexuality, the same way they fight over Shakespeare’s and Da Vinci’s. I want college students who write their thesis papers on why America’s wartime martyr was NOT straight, thank you very much, and Buzzfeed articles on the top 20 Most Influential Gays with Steve on the cover. I want for one of the first things Steve is asked when he’s all thawed out to be whether or not he’s straight. More importantly I want that question to be if it’s true that he was in a secret relationship with Bucky Barnes, as many had suspected. Answers can range anywhere from “what the hell was secret about it” to “I was literally in his bed every night but okay”